If , Some n But...

If ,
1. you can't play golf , don't blame the game for being boring simply because you don't have it.
2. you hate golf , don't use it as a reason why your boy friend / hubby are away in weekends.
3. you dont understand golf , don't make noise.
4. you hate greens , then I suggest pick another colour.

Some ,
1. like to bitch on about boring golf . They must be so engrossed with ushy mushy love stories.
2. don't want to date a golfer , probably they are afraid to be home alone on weekends.
3. despize the game and people who loves it, maybe because they can't afford it....naaahhhh...
4. can't play sports , so they starts war with any...

But ,
1. if you hate the game so much , refrain from reading this blog.
2. if you can afford to play the game , go make more money and join us ...
3. if you don't want to be left alone at home , make babies ...
4. if you love the game but can't blog about it , tough...